Between a rock and oblivion
So, you've finally come to the realization that the leggy blonde in the office cubicle down the corridor from yours is never going to notice your existence despite your subtle and not so subtle tactics (i.e. conjuring fictional errands just so you’ll have an excuse to coolly saunter past her desk). You’re starting to feel lost and out of your league among crowds of sleek, manicured women swinging their designer totes and hiding behind their Chanel frames. With a sense of hopelessness, you wonder if the only way to get a girl is to stock up a closetful of Armani suits, flash a Rolex and get promoted to an annual salary 10 times that of the regular office Joe Schmoe.
You obviously haven’t been looking “high” enough.
Unlike the blinged-out, brand-conscious divas you’ve been eyeing, Rock Girls have learned long ago that material possessions and looks aren’t everything. Even better, Rock Girls don’t want a buffed out hunk of meat and you don’t have to be a Tom Cruise in the opening sequence of Mission Impossible to catch a Rock Girl’s attention (since all Rock Girls know that real Rock Guys climb without the aid of CGI manipulation). In fact, most Rock Girls are turned off by testosterone-pumped showoffs. It takes more than brawns to scale a wall.
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